Wonder about the true relevancy of chineese outsourcing. How much does one save by having to have “made in china” on their products? Is there some sort of China Factor that one can multiply by to derive just how much cheaper something would be if it was made in China? Does China know this number? Wonder if they advertise it. I can see it now — “You could save up to 60%! Outsource your bakery to China today!”
Working on a post-modern societal theory of relevancy. Hope to find out, if possible, how we quantify relevancy.
Rule One: relevancy is of the individual perspective
Rule Two: infinite relevancy exists only in conditions in which no alternatives exist
Rule Three: Somethings’ ‘universal-relevancy’ increases as more individuals choose to recognize it as a pertinent alternative to something else.
Next development: are things of equal relevancy, according to the 3 laws, able to be unequal in regards to relevancy, and if so, how does one quantify these differences?
Example: This video, while questionable, has increasing universal relevancy. Yet, this video is anything but relevant, or at least shouldn’t be. It appeals to a very base audience with racy themes and a mild yet catchy tune — it even has it’s own designated URL.
Questions brought up by this video:
How can this be relevant? If it is indeed relevant, is it just as relevant as say some trendy out-of-character political clip? Is it more relevant than a Barnes & Noble Nook?
Introducing Sudanese superstar hip-Hop artist “BANGS”. Influences include Chingy, and well more Chingy. According to the webosphere this bitch is off to achieve Sudanese superstardom. Wonder if there are super stars in Sudan? YouTube says he lives in kangaroo town. Wonder if the Aussies like him? Either way this bitch is way relevant.
Bangs hott new single — “Take U To Da Movies”
Curious about what makes hip-hop. Poss ideas: green-screens, money, cars from google images, pretending like you’re driving, hats and sunglasses, oh! and bling.
Got tweeted at by @rorylinnane last night bout how fab my blog looks. Talked about how she feels about haters. Asked her if she thought she was relevant. She thinks she is. Asked myself how I felt about her relevancy. Decided to ask the Goog. Holy shit — this bitch might be one of the most relevant people I ‘know’.
Every single oneis relevant. FML. Wonder if anyone can beat Ror’s score = 150 GRP*.
*GRP = Google Relevancy Points
PS: Anyone have a quantifiable system of measuring relevancy nearby?
Saw these vids on the internets. Thought this girl was just a figment of everyone’s imagination. Turns out, she thinks she’s rather relevant. Boys Like Girls, if you’re reading this, which I know you are, Girls who like Girls are way hotter. PS: who the fuck is Salena Gomez? I thought mom’s were on the anti-wizard kick these days.
2nd is way better after watching the first — note the shirt!