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two weeks

Nik — Tue, 01 Mar 2011 06:58:57 +0000

The next fourteen days shall conclude of losing ten pounds completing the launch of Lee Ann Dz’s mediation podcast, getting into college for the third time, and starting work on moving to NYC.

In the mean time everyone should be listening to these two songs:

Kaskade feat. Mindy Gledhill – Say It’s Over

Jennifer Lopez Ft. Pitbull – On The Floor

#wisco #truth

Nik — Sat, 19 Feb 2011 18:37:17 +0000

Visit msnbc.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy

opportunistic overload

Nik — Fri, 18 Feb 2011 22:17:44 +0000

Feel like people talk about opportunity a lot. Seems that most people think there is lack of opportunity or that they’ve somehow lost out on opportunity. However, opportunity seems to be abundant — perhaps too abundant. If you build it — they will come [at least in the beginning] seems to be the tried and true moto of post-modern society. Wonder if this opportunistic overload is getting in the way of us taking advantage of our opportunities? Kind of like Facebook makes hard for one to remember which friends are really relevant.

Journeyed around the internets searching for a future ideal. Thought about image, location, purpose, lifestyle.

Arrived at this.

choreographed football

Nik — Fri, 18 Feb 2011 22:09:22 +0000

Watched the Super Bowl. Packers won. Whatever. Realized that I was the only one in the room not worried about us loosing, even though the Pack was winning the whole time. Why worry about loosing when your winning? Ask peeps why they were worried. They said because they had a history of loosing with predictable plays. Wondered why we don’t see more intricate choreography on the field. No shit your plays are predictable when all you do is go up, down, left, right. I want to see backflips, leaps, electric-slide, grapvine down the sidelines kinda shit. Not only would it be more entertaining [you could even put it to music], but it would surely solve the issue of some dudes lining up and running into each other every time.

Simply imagine — Mass Games + Football

snowpocalypse

Nik — Fri, 04 Feb 2011 08:24:49 +0000

Almost died of anxiety waiting for the looming so-called snowpocalypse. Got real bummed out. Turns out everyone was way to prepared and everything got cleaned up PDQ-style. Thought about twenty-first century preparation. Realized it was about time we were ready for it to snow — we only know it’s coming like 8 weeks a head of time. Why pretend like we’re surprised? Probs cause we like getting stuck in snowbanks.

Wonder if Bayshore has the right idea? Feel they’re pretty twenty-first century.

“close for the day, haul that sh*t away”

Pondered a new diet mantra that’s easy as A.B.C — Always Be Counting, babe… always be counting.

dreamable indulgence

Nik — Thu, 27 Jan 2011 06:30:30 +0000

Working on re-establishing the site. Hopefully it will be cool. Been under the weather with really angry stomach buggies — lost ten pounds. Thought about things that make you fat… so I invented this. Not sure I am able emotionally capable of actually making it. Feel free to indulge.

crunchy peanut butter brownie sandwiches

Ingredients:
1 Box Brownie Mix + Necessary Ingredients
1 Jar Skippy Natural Super Chunk Peanut Butter
2 Bags Chocolate Chips

instructions –

Make thick pan of brownies in accordance with your boxes instructions. Make sure to use extra grease on the pan to ensure easy removal.
Allow brownie pan to fully cool and remove whole pan of brownies, making sure to leave the whole pan intact.
Place massive brownie in fridge for at least 1 hour. This will allow for easy cutting and quicker overall preparation.
Cut brownie in half horizontally — similar to preparing a double layer cake.
‘Frost’ the bottom layer of your brownie with the peanut butter — use as much or little as you like.
Place top brownie layer on top of the peanut butter forming a huge sandwich.
Melt chocolate — microwave or double boiler works best.
Pour about half the chocolate into a freshly greased or non-stick pan (same size as your brownie pan) — making sure to work quickly, as to not let the chocolate cool.
Place the massive brownie sandwich into the pan — making sure the brownie is fully pressed into the chocolate.
Pour the other half of your melted chocolate over the top of the brownie — make sure the brownie is well covered creating a even layer across the top.
Place brownie the the fridge for at least another hour.
Wait as long as your can –cut and serve.

Made in China

Nik — Sat, 30 Jan 2010 19:35:55 +0000

Wonder about the true relevancy of chineese outsourcing. How much does one save by having to have “made in china” on their products? Is there some sort of China Factor that one can multiply by to derive just how much cheaper something would be if it was made in China? Does China know this number? Wonder if they advertise it. I can see it now — “You could save up to 60%! Outsource your bakery to China today!”

Wonder who China outsources to?

incredulously relevant

Nik — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 21:25:49 +0000

Working on a post-modern societal theory of relevancy. Hope to find out, if possible, how we quantify relevancy.

Rule One: relevancy is of the individual perspective

Rule Two: infinite relevancy exists only in conditions in which no alternatives exist

Rule Three: Somethings’ ‘universal-relevancy’ increases as more individuals choose to recognize it as a pertinent alternative to something else.

Next development: are things of equal relevancy, according to the 3 laws, able to be unequal in regards to relevancy, and if so, how does one quantify these differences?

Example: This video, while questionable, has increasing universal relevancy. Yet, this video is anything but relevant, or at least shouldn’t be. It appeals to a very base audience with racy themes and a mild yet catchy tune — it even has it’s own designated URL.

Video (Probs NSFW) –> “Get On My Horse”

Questions brought up by this video:
How can this be relevant? If it is indeed relevant, is it just as relevant as say some trendy out-of-character political clip? Is it more relevant than a Barnes & Noble Nook?

Nerds post-relevant

Nik — Sat, 09 Jan 2010 06:31:13 +0000

my life probs post-relevant? stuck in the 00′s?

Birthdays

Nik — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 04:09:04 +0000

surprise birthdays are still relevant… things are good.

Streaming Relevancy

Nik — Mon, 04 Jan 2010 07:28:36 +0000

Thought about posting more — perhaps doing a daily post.

Question: So what the deal with indulgences? Do they have a counter part?

Inspiration:

Major Lazer – “Keep It Goin’ Louder” from Downtown Music on Vimeo.

superstar hip-hop

Nik — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 23:31:49 +0000

Introducing Sudanese superstar hip-Hop artist “BANGS”. Influences include Chingy, and well more Chingy. According to the webosphere this bitch is off to achieve Sudanese superstardom. Wonder if there are super stars in Sudan? YouTube says he lives in kangaroo town. Wonder if the Aussies like him? Either way this bitch is way relevant.

Bangs hott new single — “Take U To Da Movies”

Curious about what makes hip-hop. Poss ideas: green-screens, money, cars from google images, pretending like you’re driving, hats and sunglasses, oh! and bling.

Check out Bangs8.com … album drops soon

i am a cliché

Nik — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 21:34:28 +0000

Got tweeted at by @rorylinnane last night bout how fab my blog looks. Talked about how she feels about haters. Asked her if she thought she was relevant. She thinks she is. Asked myself how I felt about her relevancy. Decided to ask the Goog. Holy shit — this bitch might be one of the most relevant people I ‘know’.

Every single one is relevant. FML. Wonder if anyone can beat Ror’s score = 150 GRP*.

*GRP = Google Relevancy Points

PS: Anyone have a quantifiable system of measuring relevancy nearby?

imaginary figments

Nik — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 02:55:29 +0000

Saw these vids on the internets. Thought this girl was just a figment of everyone’s imagination. Turns out, she thinks she’s rather relevant. Boys Like Girls, if you’re reading this, which I know you are, Girls who like Girls are way hotter. PS: who the fuck is Salena Gomez? I thought mom’s were on the anti-wizard kick these days.

2nd is way better after watching the first — note the shirt!

Liz refers to SteAndKel, the two british boys, now these folks are relevant. SteAndKel’s YouTube Channel.